...The Mosquito Story...

People you must be thinking what is the mosquito story about? Well before i begin the crappy story, let's me talk about my granny's story first...

Long time ago (only yesterday), i had a good fellowship with Kelvin, Xiang you, John & Samantha. They are really my lovely friends! We have so much laughter together...Samantha is really adorable cos she's always bullying Xiang you...Xiang you is such a meek & nice gentleman...haha he said he wanted to go chalet & wish him a happy birthday but in the end he didn't go...haha so he gave us a fruity treat! John the serious looking man can be quite crappy & tells us jokes that make us laugh...Kelvin the vain one (i'm vain too haha) is a very thirfty man...haha that's good...he has the potential to be in charge of his future wife's finances! Haha... I bought 2 earrings again! Man...i really can set up an earring store...no kidding haha....

Now what about the mosquito story...
John & I saw Raymond...we took the same train together & had a humourous fellowship! I told Raymond that i worked in the bukit timah before & i asked John if he's working in the hillview. Raymond heard wrongly & thought i worked in the bukit timah hill! Hahahaha....

We joked about it. Imagine if the mosquitoes are my students...i'll tell them...

Me: "Ok Mosquitoes, you can bite anywhere but not the head & the armpit...."

Mosquitoes: "Why can't we bite the armpit?"

Me: "Armpit smells like skunk. Its smell is fatal & can actually kills. So why die
such an unnatural death?!"

Mosquitoes: "Then what about head?"

Me: "Silly dumbo! If you bite the head, how are you going to escape? Hair is going to trap you like a spider web!

Mosquitoes: "I've an idea."

Me: "What is it?"

Mosquitoes: "Bite the ones that are bald."

Me: "Good idea but it's pretty hard you know. The head can be like a rock. Your sting might break."

Mosquitoes: "Never mind teacher. We would like to try. We are warriors willing to lay our lives. Love involves sacrifices."

Me: "I see. You have the love for bald people".

Mosquitoes: "So where shall we find them?"

Me: "Temple. You'll find plenty of them".

This story is inspired by my 2 friends, John & Raymond. Thanks for the Bukit Timah Hill...